I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
liking a boy is so confusing like… i hate boys. but i like this one. but i must not like him. but he’s alright. no he sucks. hes better than other boys.. no. u must not love the enemy.
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
do girls really do this?
yes. yes they do.
it’s the best
im a chick and i love boobs.
If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through
I keep up with the Kardashians better than I keep up with my own life
So it’s 1:42am right now and not too long ago, Trevor, my dear friend here called me. Like a good person I am, I picked up panicking that maybe he needed something but no. He said, “I called to talk. Didn’t think you’d be asleep.” Homie here knows that I have work at 7am today. So no, you didn’t think id be awake, you knew I would be asleep. He called so we could talk. But talk about what? It’s one in the freaking morning an I’m a girl so I tend to over think things. Why did you put these thought in my head.