Isn’t it funny how much hockey really means to us? People actually revolve their days around going to games, and watching them on tv. They spend so much money on tickets. People revolve their friends around who watches hockey and who doesn’t. Conversations can go on no matter how long, no matter where, about hockey. Because let’s face it. Hockey was never “just a game” to us. And it never will be. Hockey is a lifestyle.
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.